Horoscopes

Generally, malarky, yes.

I only take one horoscope seriously: http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/leo.html

And I read all the signs - the guy who writes them, Rob Breszny, speaks my language and his weekly horoscopes always say just what I need to hear. Not always what I want to hear, mind you, but what I need to hear to get my own butt in gear.

This week's:
"A British study revealed that the average man spends a full six months of his life staring at women in a slack-jawed trance of frustrated desire," reported The Week magazine. That's the bad news. The good news? The omens suggest you have an extraordinary capacity right now to break any slack-jawed trance of frustrated desire you've been oppressed by. That's true whether you're a hetero man or any other kind of Leo. So identify the sad, unrequited longing that evokes your most poignant disappointment, and rise up to overthrow it. You've got the power to declare your independence. "

Lately I've been flirting with my old familiar "slack-jawed trance." No, no, no, NO.

To love me in theory but not in practice is not enough.